Is a carnival of craziness, a masquerade of mayhem & malarkey;
in this circus of cack you get to be a real hugger-mugger.
It is said that a smile of a goblin will make milk turn sour and rot
the fruits hanging from the trees. While all this is true, fear not
‘cause in the world of GÖBLIN you’ll also get to:
• Scry some fsh entrails when you feel gloomy and forlorn.
• Hoodwink & clown around, kicking over buckets of slops and “forgetting” to cry gardyloo.
• Kidnap babies and supplant them with your own or others.
• Fudgel about, loitering like lice on rice.
• Be a real bedswerver, laying and slaying all those cute Gobbos.
• Rear your own special breed of fleischhund.
• Smear your fancy wool hat with as much blood as possible so your attire befts a real Red Cap.
• Find that oh-so special mushroom, so you can get oh-so wasted, brabble about and feel oh-so
crapulous the day after.
• “Borrow” stuff like spectacles, testicles, keys, and the such, stealing hot pies, blackmailing the
owners for a fat, juicy proft to behoof yourself.
• Do some booty quagswagging.
• Abduct horses so you can ride blindfolded at night like the Nachtreuter speed-freak you are!
• Weave nightmares of dream gossamer, whispering at night to jog-jargogle sweet dreams.
• Throw around kookie tokens as gifts to your fellow göblins.
Contents:
80+ PAGES OF CONTENT
STAND-ALONE & COMPATIBLE WITH MÖRK BORG use the book totally on its own, or as as a light-hearted supplement for your favorite bleak-black apocalyptic TTRPG
A NEW SETTING let loose and be maladjustedly maniacal, head over heels haywire, madder than a hatter, going göblin googoo gaga
ART HEAVY! 100% HUMAN MADE – NO A.I. jam packed with original artwork, a mix of hand drawn and digital illustrations. Also features old illustrations by dead people.
IN-GAME PISSING CONTESTS, RACES, PUGILISM & GAMES O’GAMBLIN’ it’s what you all been waiting for!
MUTATIONS! look for Green Goo & Blue Brew
10+ CHARACTER CLASSES all thematically connected to GOBLIN GONZO – these unusual suspects include: Flirter of fizgigs and actor of anticks : the Goblin Grifter, the Green Goo injected Goblin Mutant & the Red Cap who dons & poses in skin-clothes with sartorially surgical elegance & many more
15+ MONSTERS from the certified sick minds of Tommy & Ricki
22+ GOBLIN SCROLLS selections include The Happy Maggot, Big Burp, The Sour Plum, The Bæst & The Pyrate
ARCANE CATASTROPHIES for when you really fuck up using a Goblin Scroll and reality turns itself inside out, for just a moment
NEW KOOKIE MECHANICS in GÖBLIN GONZO you can be rewarded for your high weirdness by your fellow players by gifting each other KOOKIES! + more
CARNEVALE BIZARRE a jocular weird west hamlet setting (with timeline mechanics) where the Carnevale Bizarre is in town! – visit Kehrmit the Hermit, Galgöbakken, the Old Mill, the Schnaloon, an old abandoned mine shaft, Rent-a-Horsie, the Toffee & Candy company, the Church of the Sub Genus & or grab a hot pie at Pink’s Bakery
THE OHRWURM MANOR HEIST a classic heist scenario in a remote gothic castle where the tables are turned (upside down?)
BREWS & BEVERAGES get shit-faced in-game or irl
TONS OF TABLES of Rumors, Weapons, Equipment & NPC’s
PET’S & SHIT Rats! Bats! Arachno Aficionado’s! Rear your own special breed of fleischhund, abduct horses so you can ride blindfolded at night like the Nacht-reuter speed-freak you are!
BACKGROUNDS & TRIBES are you a pipe-smoking pyromaniac of the tribe of SMOKE? Or wanna throw some bones around & scry fish entrails in the tribe of BONE? Perhaps you are a former Street Urchin turned Tattoo Artist or a cross-dressing Fishmonger?
ADD-ONS GALORE loads and loads of add-ons available for your grubby gobbo hands to grab on check out
+ MORE, MORE, MORE
